In fairness, it's an odd-numbered year so the Giants might suck.

Nick Young was bold enough to defend himself

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

My worst game coming out flat was the Bucs game in 2012. Thursday night football, I know I have to do well because of all the activism stuff and we're in prime time. Had a great week of practice, a rock solid pregame warmup, and we're playing indoors. I was ready to crush the ball.

Good to see Andrew Heaney is taking the deal in stride.

I'd like to be the first to congratulate Peter King on his new gig at the WSJ!

Just a little something he picked up from his buddy Dan Snyder, who punted 4 draft picks to get him.

I don't ask women for naked photos via direct message, I don't tell women their opinions aren't valid because they're women, I don't call athletes pussies, I don't interact like an asshole to dozens of Twitter followers, and I don't fire off ridiculous e-mails to fellow writing colleagues.

I thought the guy who emailed, furious, because we didn't have fresh blog posts up by 6:00 a.m. on Thanksgiving had "weirdest reader of the week" locked up, but here we are, with someone wanting to know why we're covering Janay Rice rather than the missing two seconds of a Raiders-Chargers game. What a world!

Required

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

You'd think we could just count on offended creationists to ignore scientific Laws.

Nah. Fuck you. Fuck you, and fuck Albert Burneko. Right to hell. Why did you put this in a place that I may click on it. Out of morbid curiosity I played the "All about that baste" video.....(30 seconds in) Why God? WHY?.....(1 minute in) There is no God....(1 minute and 5 seconds) I don't want to live in a world…

Donald Sterling needs to lay lower than this.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

By a Burnekian fiat, bacon's gone for the good of our own dignity. We ain't no fools. ( http://foodspin.deadspin.com/you-like-bacon… ).

Can you imagine people from any other point in past history hearing about the bullshit we claim in this post-food-scarcity industrial era? People all through history have been eating stuff like bark and seeds from duck shit to stay alive, and we've got SUV driving soccer moms posting shit on facebook between pilates…