Are we sure this isn't the Thursday night game?

God, The Chexorcist is fucking amazing.

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This sounds like an extremely volatile and tense situation, but I'm oddly happy that it involves a level-headed guy like Miller, who won't let all this craziness prevent him from plugging his dog's twitter account.

He may be a lot of things, but Adrian Peterson is no drug abuser. "A little weed" is just a term of endearment for his children.

I am going to go out on an intellectual limb here, but I'm guessing Adrian Peterson isn't really all that bright.

Seems legit. You're hired!

Let's be honest here...sports blogs courting Bill Simmons should...nay, needs...to be a reality TV show.

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

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The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

There is an obvious answer that no one is addressing.

Teams will have a maximum of 2:30 to change pitchers, with the clock starting as soon as the reliever enters the playing field.

After reading that, you can't help but think of how impressive it was to sleep in that noise

Christian colons also ended Senator Larry Craig's career.