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The ball hits him well before the bat goes around. The ball is dead immediately when it hits him; he should not be responsible for stopping his swing after the ball is dead.

Very audible "that's fucking bullshit" after Johnson was hit. What the fuck was Mike Fiers' thinking screaming at the Marlins bench like that? What an idiot.

Some secretary is about to to jump on the grenade, get a 5 million dollar golden parachute, sign a confidentiality agreement, blow through the 5 mill in a year, and come out that she did INDEED show the vid to Goodell on a very special episode of Oprah. Book it!!

(1) That's Tony Stewart

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

LOL at the redundant four counts of DUI.

Wes Welker's dancing too! Happy White History Month everyone!

Where'd that guy go to law school, the Deadspin comment section?

UEFA: "It will be okay for Russian football teams and Ukrainian football teams to be pitted against one another despite the current situation."
Plane: [goes down]
UEFA: "Okay, okay. Wow. Russian and Ukrainian football teams will not be permitted to play against each other."
Plane: [gets back up; is totally fine]

Why in the hell not? They're both adept at striking.

I personally feel that 90% of the hatred of Lalas is an unconscious reaction to his 1990s fashion choices and corresponding resemblance to the lead singer of the Spin Doctors.

Best part of Grantland piece was when Diaw, sick of playing in Mike Woodson's predominantly isolation offense early in his career in Atlanta, told Woodson in his end of season meeting, "I cannot play for you." As a Knicks fan I just knowingly shook my head.

I agree that Diaw has always been legit. Charlotte was so bad, and had no idea how to use him, so now it looks like it was his Bobcats stint that looks like an aberration, not his Suns stint.

Apparently there are no Men's Wearhouses in Qatar, because Hamad cannot like the way he looks in that ill-fitting suit.

Everyone knows Mexico's best athletes are lucha libre participants and drug cartel assassins.

Well, thanks to his formula, I'm selecting only the most efficient hookers for myself

What makes this a nice play is that Evan Turner thought Jeff Teague was going baseline, but Teague knew better and