slaughterhousewhatmotherfucker
SlaughterhouseWhatMotherfucker
slaughterhousewhatmotherfucker

The invitations were sent out, but they were lost in the mail for about 25 years.

So the Jerry Springer show is gonna be filmed on an island now?

I've been calling him Ajax Augustus Dowd, so you're a hell if a lot closer than I am. I am the true idiot.

The Ultimate Sin maybe?

I work at a book store and every few months we get another goddamn book about the Beatles. It's at the point where it seems like the new books are probably citing the book that just came out last year that we have on the goddamned shelf.

Or a puppeteer!

Its all good. I have been under the influence of NyQuil all day today and I am amazed I was awake enough to even be coherent.

S-arrghh-ry, its hard to see the obvious joke with this eye patch on.

Something, something… Joke about peg legs…

Applying for a car loan is the best method for reaching orgasm. It's not a weird kink, it's pleasurable!

I guess that means you're an imaginary friend to these people now…?

The idea of the main arc of the of the movie being the kid gets his damn jacket back and Rocky training this guy is the B-plot is making me laugh my ass off.

I demand to be in charge of the Lite-Brite department!

If he wants to be thought of as a helicopter I'm happy to think that for him just as long as he lets those nice people go.

I'm not exactly a necromancer but wouldn't anything that was always dead and being brought to life a revival?

This is the career revival Rob Schneider was waiting for!

I'm a 24 year old male so I'm right there with you!

Gracias! :)

It is so damn sad. I love the reflection of Jane Wyman in the TV making it clear that it is nothing more than a prison.

Yeah both are very similar what with the critique of 50's suburbia.