I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids!

The Day the Earth Shrugged Still

He'll be Han Slo-ly-Decomposing.

Hey Victor!

I imagine Half Price Books should have given you gonorrhea by this point.

My Top Three:

For sure! I love Prince too. I'm not only into late 70's Heartland AOR rock.

You say all that now, but just wait…I believe our time is gonna come!

My sky-daddy is just a sugar daddy who flies first class a lot.

I'll be sitting in the back of the squad car and waiting… Ridin' the storm out if you will…

Well come and arrest me then!!!!

Hey I love Foreigner, Kansas, Rush, Journey and REO … :(

C'mon! Say it like you believe in it!

I received the Medal of Valor by watching Black Hawk Down! I know how Bill feels when people question his legitimacy!

Don't be ashamed to say it… All those people you killed before you became Jai Courtney. It's ok we all know. Plus since you're Australian you can't be president anyways.

Yeah she was talking to Vincent Hanna and he defended you and said that you've "GOT A GREAT ASS!!!!!"

I will always love 2Chainz for "She got a big booty/So I call her Big Booty"

I always caught From Dusk Til Dawn on Showtime in the early 2000's as a kid and whenever I saw it it was always at a point where it becomes a vampire movie.

Welcome to Stylin' and Profilin' Financial!

Only slightly related, you're story reminded of this, but I had this actual conversation with my Dad when "All about that bass" came on the radio last year: