What do you call your superhero team of friends?

WOOO!!!

I made all my childhood friends after engaging in gladiatorial battles with them. It really forms a strong bond when you spare them and they become your friend solely as a life debt.

But it was still a paid internship!

An excerpt from Raymond Carver's "What We Talk About When We Talk About Tits"

Shadow puppets?

Yeah Matt and Liam killed it in that episode. Thank goodness for Rustlemania!

I don't think so. I think it's just a parody of Japanese dating Sims. All the characters are John Cena.

You may want to track down the joke dating sim "John Cena' Sexy High School Adventure." And no I'm not making that up!

"Jared Fogle pleads guilty to writing script for Fantastic Four reboot."

Dear God in that first photo he looks like Ray Liotta became morbidly obese and decided to do a full body tan on the surface of the sun.

I'm the Road Dawg. My thing is I spell my name!

It's funny because the bar doesn't serve punch and he's mistaken!

"Smells Like Mmmbop" surely would have been the hit song of the summer!

Vuvuzelas.

Surprise, the shirt is actually just body hair…

I hope everything turns out alright, Wafflicious. Hoping for the best for your grandmother.

I misread this as Jaws The Godfather of Jurassic Park. I want that book so badly now…

Thank you…

Chew nicotine gum instead.