AND THEN HE KILLED THE DOG.

Get Rich or Die Fistin'

I'm sorry if this sounds mean but I think it would be funny if when you were exchanging vows someone in the crowd stands up and just yells "You two will never make it. Never make it. Ever make it. Never make it, ever. Can't you two see you can't make it?"

HE SAID IT WOULD BE SIGNIFICANT.

Obligatory: It's like hunting a wolf from a helicopter.

No, no… It's clearly not the publications. I mean they would never trade access to developers for good reviews nor would they solicit to developers awards for their games for the right price…

The Fedoral Bureau of Investigation is busy solving other crimes right now like who stole all the ethics in video game journalism.

Sadly my dad is.

Krauthammer looks like an actor they would hire for an early 90's kids movie where Satan comes up from hell in human form for some reason.

Do a headstand and push really, really hard!

Round, round, round, I get aroused!

Because he's secretly a vampire?

Can I have some raisin bran too?

JFK was killed by C+C Music Factory!!!

I would definitely go if it was Mick Mars. If he used up all his energy for the day to come serve me a warrant I will gladly let him arrest me.

I've been to my local Walmart at 3am and it felt like Dawn of the Dead.

Unfortunately the state's entire budget was lost when it happened to rain one day… :(

I remember a comedian on one of those comedy central 30 minute specials say Australia was just Alabama with a beach.

I think the whole point of her role was to be threatened by Bill Duke at the motel?

It's been a while since I've seen Commando but my favorite thing about the movie is until John Matrix gest to the island almost nothing of importance or consequence happens. It's almost an hour or so of him running around doing jack shit. It's glorious.