You foolish fool! Everybody knows it's actually leather vests that help a healthy sex life!

Yeah. They were a one hit wonder from the early 80s and I don't know why but that makes it more charming to me.

Yeah Hinder were pretty superficial.

I love when singers have weird quirks. Like the guy from The Fixx basically doing a puppet show at every concert.

Luckily I don't have any of those albums anymore either. Although I still know the words to several Creed songs and I sing them to troll my friends (I am history's greatest monster).

Frowning Reconnaissance Association?

I get duped by them all the time. That's why Disaster: Day of Crisis is the best video game of all time.

I love Type O Negative!

Nope that doesn't make you a poser. To me anyone can like anything and not be a poser. I find that the idea of posers is ridiculously exclusionary.

It was Harvester of Sorrow.

I just recently chose to listen to Metallica song (that wasn't on the radio) for the first time in a long, long, long time.

No worries I got ya. That was more since I said Master of Puppets earlier so I wouldn't get someone trying to correct me about that (I'm that kind of person who corrects someone so I am kind of aware of it).

Track 1: "Say It Loud (I'm Blackened and I'm Proud)"

I honestly misread the last part as "The Legends of the Furniture."

I really wanna hear a Jame Brown fronted Master of Puppets Era Metallica now…

I saw Heaven & Hell on the metal masters tour in 2008 and when they kicked into "I" it was the most amazing concert moment of my life. So I gotta say "I" is the best if only because of that moment.

You are the law!

Your one sentence is a better Silent Hill game than Homecoming and Downpour combined!

Ooooh that's a good one! What Bullshit organization should I say is behind the cancellation if they ask?

I appreciate your attempts at driving your kids insane.