How you feel about frilly toothpicks?

That's how potatoes get autism… delicious, delicious autism.

Oh dear…

You forgot about the cheese! WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE?!?!?!

Initially misread it as #potatogetsshots

It like how my girlfriend does it for me!

Goddamnit you're right…fucking Cajun Pawn. I should know this. My parents watch every single one of these damn shows.

How many other pawn shop shows are there? I can only think of Pawn Stars and Hardcore Pawn…dear god they better not do porn parodies

Tonight on "Four fat white guys ripping off compulsive gamblers"…

Discovery student channel… Dis.co Stu?

If I turn out to be right I think I would just suddenly grow a beard and white robes as if by magic…

Only if you don't want to hear them.

When they create the jerseys for him I imagine it's like LOTR when the Uru-Kai are crafting their weapons and armor in the fiery depths.

I used to see Ford on Showtime all the time about 13 years ago when I was in middle school. Whenever I caught it on TV it was always on the part where the vampires were already there. I didn't know it starts out as a crime movie until about 7 years later!

Unfortunately he has already dubbed himself "Bluntman" and he can't cancel the hockey Jersey order!

Zach and Miri is a movie that seems like it was created solely to be shown on Comedy Central every Saturday around 5:30 pm when you have nothing to do.

I've got two cameras and a microphone?

Thetans are the things you call Orkin to get rid of.

I will tolerate pretty much any bullshit Travolta does just for the fact he was in Blowout.

The nefarious tentacles of SAG reach far and wide.