Like court ordered restraining orders?

For some it is daily bread, others its daily cheese! We they get together we have sandwiches!

A wheel of cheese counts as a salad in Wisconsin.

And we will have Jim Steinman produce!

We've tried nothing and we're all outta ideas, man!

The Jolie civilization was not advanced enough to direct a movie… They must've had some extraterrestrial help…

Which is a pseudonym for Mr. Greene… It's so perfect no one would suspect a thing!

Damn you Rush Whitman! Freaking Rush Whitman!

The closing credits were made by ancient aliens.

Its like a comment with only 2 upvotes…

I'm wearing a cotton and polyester shirt with shrimp printed on it. Bring it on vengeful sky-grampa!

Btw nice new name Sheltie! Digging it. :)

Thanks. Others around me don't think so though hehe.

Fun fact: whenever I get a text message my phone lets me know with a nice, loud Ric Flair woo.

USA! USA! USA!

And who's opening for him?

355 terabytes of banana photos were found. The FBI is currently looking through many other external hard drives for other illicit photos of fruit that isn't ripe yet.

If she points out where the door is she gets shown the door.

I vote for Zac Efron. He needs something to take up his free time.

"Wait the Titanic was real? I thought it was just a movie…"
-Shit I have seen on Facebook way too fucking much