Or like when somebody eats too many hoagies?

He was born in a hallway and shortly after learned to walk. However he reached a dead end in the hallway. They now have to continuously build hallways connecting to previous ones for him to progress anywhere. This will happen until the day he dies.

Cock lobster?

And then Jesus helped you back on your dinosaur and you rode off into the "Son"set.

I guess pears are good for their digestive systems? Either that or it's because pears helped them stay on TV for 4 seasons.

I can confirm I received these things on twelve consecutive days from my love, but I deny knowing where she got them from. So I am singing and avoiding conviction.

5 Golden Rings!

Because Freemasonry isn't free.

He's hitting that algebra. It explains The Counselor.

Not enough inserts of the words penis, butt, fart and boobs to be mad libs.

But what if he has more math at home? Then what? He will never escape his crippling addiction. You have sent him to his doom!

My levitating furniture in my weird-ass apartment killed me and that's the end of my story…

I resemble most of those remarks.

Marky mark punched Shyamalan in the head and that's why he made The Last Airbender and After Earth.

So… Cooler heads did not prevail?

And they way that they are out on makes it look like four squares on his head.

High in fiber, low cholesterol, high in vitamin-C.

Corey Haim owns his plot of land.

*dirt kicks back*

John McCain has a secret black house…