slaughterhousewhatmotherfucker
SlaughterhouseWhatMotherfucker
slaughterhousewhatmotherfucker

Kid n play?

If I recall correctly about 14 years ago Kerry Wood hurt himself getting out of a hot tub Yeah?

I hurt my back sneezing once. I am 23. And no I'm not Sammy Sosa from like 12 years ago.

"And that's the end of my story…"

When anything bad happens in my life I always yell "Fuck David Cage!"

And doesn't apologize!

You need it! I can smell your B.O. from here!

The Asylum's Lago Movie.

They brought it up, but it just… Won't… Come… Out…

I AM THE STRONG ONE!

Prostates gonna prostate.

BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!

Branflake Cornstarch

Bendering Cumberbund is a good one. I've take to calling him Brandywine Crumblecrunch.

I was eight when that movie came out. My parents dragged me to see the movie for some "holiday fun." I begged and pleaded not to see that movie to no avail. In the aftermath I was vindicated like those who opposed the greatest evils of history.

Weedies: The Breakfast For Those Who Wake Up at 3:30pm

*magic bullet*

ooooooooooooh

They made a murder out of the book?

Eraserhead was delicious!