*GASPS*

I've never seen HIMYM, but that is interesting. I can imagine Cranston selling the hell out of that role!

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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

I've always imagined an adaptation of The Fountainhead that has the guy fighting for his architecture except that he really sucks at it and the movie is actually just a comedy.

Every episode ends with him walking into the bathroom and the audience every time expecting the King to never again leave the porcelain throne room.

Folk songs shall be written about your exploits, good sir!

And who says romance is dead?

Elvis would basically be Guy Fieri. He would travel across the country eating all the greasy food he could and then getting pissed off that nobody serves the Fool's Gold Sandwich.

Trip to be Square!

… Well played…

I'm on Huey, Lewy, and Dewey!

Now I want to learn these spells…

Is Sky-Tyrant like a Sky Cycle cover band?

Lee Harvey Oswald was a member of the Assassins and he was aiming for the head of true head of the Templars, Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onasis.

That's why I couldn't deliver their mail! Why didn't they say anything…

But that wasn't a sequel… They just moved one street over!

I'm waiting for the blowback when these games finally reach the 60's and you have to assassinate Kennedy because he's a Templar or some shit.

The whole show works in reverse: first they air it, and then they film it, after this they cast the show, then they write the script and they follow that up by pitching it and then it ends with somebody coming up with the idea for the show.

Let's all write a cop show where at the end of every episode where, no matter what, it turns out the main character did committed the crime.