Now opus dei is after him. Will he survive? Find out in Dan Browns next novel….

Does your group fight crime?

Let's get Christ out of Xbox!

You mean:

*images of dog raving but instead of dogs it's religious figures*

Biggest stick?

But can we give ham as presents?

I've read this at least three times now and all the ellipses make me read it in Shatners's voice. For your encore can you do "Mr. Tambourine Man"?

Big trouble in little Italy

*watches death due to vomit. Does not help*

"Fuck me, pay you." - me to a lady of the evening

Jesus died on the cross, y'know, ironically.

*mandolin solo*

To hell with the dance crew, I wanna see the Jesse White Tumblers!

Safe Sex?

All hail the chain!

Both… At the same time.

The level is still in alpha.

All Hail the Boatmaster!

It's rough for all of us out there.