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YOU WANTED THE BEST, YOU GOT THE BEST. THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE LAND… KISS!!!!

Have Judd Apatow film it. Everyone will improvise, it can't get much worse right?

The only cure is PANCAKES

"she's a real catch."

Since they formed a prog band, yes.

Just as I thank my action figures for making me into a strong Batman-Charizard who can fend for himself.

Execute order 66!

*Charlton Heston raises script for Town & Country above his head everyone ducks in fear*

Call it "Straight From the Heart"?

Clearly Adam Sandler has used his Happy Madison money to buyt disqus. Of course the deal would never go down without some of Sandler's flourishes making it into company policy.

He could alleviate his glaucoma by leaving U2 and joining the Doobie Brothers.

Goddammit I cannot like this comment enough. Just beautiful!

To be fair it is a hard job though.

*shrugs and plays rock banned instead*

Like Jared!

Like mariachi bands!

That's like the clown college version of a school bus, right?

So then he gets Super-Aids? That's how it works when someone with Aids gets more Aids, right?

There are more casualties in clowning though…