Oh and you don't masturbate when the landscaping crew mows your neighbor's lawn, Mr. High and mighty?

And now you know….. The rest of the story.

Let's make it like a kickstarter!

One of my friends is at the 7-11 right now. I told him to pick up some mountain dew.

I've said it recently and I'll say it again here: if this monster cinematic universe takes off I demand it be called Monster M.A.S.H.

If it had happened again, let me tell ya, heads were gonna roll.

Angel dust!?!

I believe it was Tobias.

ASS SHOT

XXX-a! Grow one in your own home!

Nuns have more fun.

We all know he still only ever serves plain subway sandwiches…. Because mayonnaise is a lie straight from the pits of hell.

Put your weight on it!

Bringing home the bacon.

Like Gary Oldman's character in Hannibal.

They will tremble with fear….. Ironically!

It only becomes as big as you want it to be.

CALL JG WENTWORTH

That is a hell of a lot of side boob…

It's my money and I need it now!