Eskimo kiss!

I honestly misread Donald Trump as Ronald McDonald…

*puts on home of the whopper boxers. Doesn't leave house*

Of course it's gonna be hard if you can't masturbate! It won't go down!!!

Manwich

When I was a wee lad in the early/mid 90's I convinced my mom to rent me the Ghostbusters cartoon from Blockbuster thinking it was the then new Ghostbusters cartoon airing on upn or whatever. When I got home I popped it in the vcr and when two jackasses and a gorilla in a dune buggy came up on screen I had a child…

I would want them to be silent… They shall be in awe of my power!!!

His epic urination is one of the fire hoses used on protesters?

That better be one fucking charming pig!

It's a stepping stone to finally de-criminalizing robosexuality.

"there's no crying in civil rights!"

Okeely dokely, neighborino!

Uppity always sounded like a dollar store knock off of Jiffy Pop popcorn to me.

"I plead guilty, but…"

I am at a community college right now and it seems one hundred percent of the time that the guys who are majoring in law enforcement are the biggest dumbasses and druggies around… So yeah….It all makes sense.

"or like when somebody plays too many scratchy lotteries… Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake…. Or like when somebody eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up…."

Sounds like a basic freakin' understanding of film history is also required for commenting!

Because ad revenue?

Teddy Bridgewater sounds like the name of the guy who is part of organized crime but is slightly incompetent and loses his gun all the time, or locks himself out of the getaway car.

That is my favorite graphic because the cones with the distance and down look like candy corn depending on what team is playing.