Run through the open hole!

Nixonian ass… Oh dear god get that image out of my brain!!!

Upvoted for assclown.

Let's have the AV Club do it! Everyone can add only one line of dialogue though…

Don't you buffer at me! I'll whoop your ass!

And now we wait for the announcement that they actually were in negotiations with Clint Eastwood the entire time…

He's Fill-a-bustering for another round!

But downing that entire case of Coors is the only thing that got me through the 1997 BMDO Budget Request Hearings!

*ahem* I believe you all are forgetting the cinematic classic Hardball.

I think we are now be able to make a pitch to Syfy!

Abracacobra!

Wizardaconda

And texture!

Nah, not suspended. You just get a yellow card.

And your sphincter!

Add some caulk and it's like a root beer float!

You both get B-'s because I am grading on a curve and there's no way in hell anyone in my class fails this fucking thing cause I am sure as shit not going to lose any goddamned money over you little shit lords not doing your homework properly.

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

"Well, it's one for the money, two for the showThree to get ready now go cat go
But don't you step on my blue sucede shoes
You can do anything
But lay off of my blue sucede shoes"

Just three more easy payments of $39.95 and I can have as many abortions as I want…and I biologically can't get pregnant. Damn infomercials always get me.