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“Bishop To Knight 4.”

“Not all problems can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. . . Someday you’ll understand that.”

Superintendent Chalmers!

Really hoping for Tampa to blow their 3-0 series lead to Montreal so I can use this .gif.

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Cool! Deadspin shoutout via the Dan Le Betard hall of fame vote! WE’RE IN THE PLAYBOOK GUYS!

As someone with a transgender sibling who took a lot of shit from people after he came out, but also had supportive family I’m very happy that Jenner was able to be honest with the world about who she is. It’s never easy, and people will make horrible jokes, and they won’t understand, but every high profile individual…

You son of a bitch!! WHY? WHY???

Something about the way this guy talks....

hmm ok, ok....but tell me more about the Hoffman Group

Two roads double IPA

You absolutely should give it a shot —- the game still plays well, is not overly difficult or super easy (though it's definitely less difficult than say, FFIV or FFVI). And the music. My god the music.

There are so many amazing big and little moments. Chrono's death and rebirth, so to speak...The climb up the Mountain, the Tyrano's scream/roar, the friendship between Lucca and Robo (or IG-88, as I named him), saving Lucca's mother (or failing to, which is horrible), and the humor that Ozzie provided. Ozzie was a…

Bill Simmons' DEADLAND

YAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH I HATE AEROSMITH

fuck this asshole forever. I hope he spends time in jail and someone kicks him while he's on the floor and terrorizes the shit out of him.

Really, Pete? What would Macklemore say?

Looks like the integrity of beauty pageants are ruined forever

so many chances!!! WHAT A GAME