On the contrary: Someone, please introduce him to meth.

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

To the people already thinking about posting “tipping is optional, get a better job if you don’t like it,” I’d like to give you a hearty and preemptive: go fuck yourself. You’re a sociopathic scumbag, and nobody likes you or gives a flying fuck what you think.

I hear mayonnaise works great too.

Thank you for your input, Rick Moranis.

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

There was an old joke that was circulating in the mid 1980's about Trump that involved an elevator.

Oh I bet there is plenty of proof. 80 or 90 proof, at least.

I hate how the controversy affects this game. It plays super well and there’s a good amount of strategy involved in playing it. Running around as Palpatine shocking people is insanely fun. Just hard to get into solid groups that actually care about teamwork.

Leftover beef tenderloin? You’re doing something wrong.

It was pretty clunky. It would have been a bit more interesting had it actually been informed by the fact that this world had an alien invasion come out of the hole in the sky, a literal God visiting schoolkids in Australia, the Sokovia Accords, Luke Cage and all that. I don’t really know what that would do the debate…

“If the swelling lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor... and your pilates coach, and your golf buddy, and the guy who runs the mechanic shop down on 14th Street, and pretty much anyone else who will answer a phone, because that shit is AWESOME. Hey, wanna see it? Check your texts!”

He does speak Japanese pretty well.

Has a girlfriend who’s a model, but she lives in Canada and that’s why nobody has met her.

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...

Maraghy is 26 years old and North Carolina court records show he’s been charged with a variety of offenses over the past few years, including assault and battery, as well as LSD possession.

😂😂 That’s hilarious. It reminded me of this old joke bit of writing:

Why didn’t he just say that in the first place?

So what you are REALLY saying is “Here is how to watch Star Trek: Discovery”.