An unusual perspective from someone who makes her living through her phone.

And he’ll be flying home, regardless of cost.

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

yep. This line from his email is gold:

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

I’ll give Gronk credit for selling that image, but he’s a guy who never spent a dime of his NFL contract money and lived off of endorsements. He’s a lot smarter than the character he portrayed.

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

Don’t undersell my man Kesey like that! I’m sure he was on WAY more drugs than Irsay. He could just handle his shit like an adult.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Is there is a room for sober adults that need to take a break from asshole drunk Eagle fans? (Disclosure: Father of an autistic child who appreciates the sensory room)

As popular as opiates are around here, you’d think we’d be more chill online.

The only way this could be more Chicago is if you ended up blacked out at the Hangge Uppe later that night.

The craziest part about that story is you saying you weren’t going to drink in Florida. 

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

I’ve been in that situation: “Did you reply “OK” as in “OK, I guess I have to.” Or did you mean “OK” as in “OK, you actually want to.”

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

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