I love the “satire” defense. Here’s a quote of Carlson defending himself on the show at the time, taken from MMFA’s site:

This would be a devastating blow if they hadn’t already addressed it and evolved as a company and a brand while long-term writers like Drew and Barry have apologized for Deadspin’s past (and their own on this site) and jumped aboard the “don’t write like an asshat” train.

During the reception the groom apparently didn’t like the way the new bride was dancing with other guys and started yelling at her. He then called her some form of whore and began trying to tear the dress off her. She swung wildly. Security (which were our hires), separated them and kicked everyone out to the parking…

Sir, the Overly-Defensive Readings we’re picking up...they’re off the chart. 

That’s exactly where I thought Drew was going with this too.

If your contention is that only a Democratic candidate can defeat Trump, then you should be begging for as many people as possible to run in the primary, as this will accomplish the following:

Telling everyone you don’t watch the NFL is the 2019 equivalent to not shutting up about not owning a TV. 

If God didn’t want you to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of delicious-ass fucking meat.

Someone should point out to Mitch that Democrats are concerned that voter ID laws and gerrymandering are right-wing schemes to steal elections. I’m not sure how a right-wing scheme to steal an election refutes that standpoint, but keep fucking that chicken, Mitch.

“If the Democrats had just agreed to passing our draconian voter suppression legislation, the esteemed Mr. Harris wouldn’t have been forced to resort to using alternate means for the path to his well deserved victory. Mr. Harris is the obvious victim here,”

sounds like you have NO cadillacs tbh

What’chu talkin’ ‘bout, Purple? Where you goin’ with this? Don’tchu know why they took you off the force?

my personal birth plan for both of our kids. stay above the equator and “would you like to cut the cord”... nope, i’m paying you’ll a lot of money, you do it. 

the first thing my wife and I said to each other on this topic was “how are they letting us leave already? we know nothing!”

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

Folks about to have kids are so adorable. In addition to the birth plan (“hey doc & nurses, I know you’ve delivered hundreds of babies, but here’s how me & my wife want things to go based on our internet research”) bet Brandon and his wife have discussed how Junior can have a pacifier, but only until 3 months, how the…

The Daily Mail ran a big story today on Malia’s alleged “secret” Facebook account full of “anti-Trump messages,”

Like, here’s him and Anthony Davis shaking hands in the shoot around, and here’s him and Anthony Davis and Ben Simmons with a picture around each other.