I think I’ve had my fill of rewarding jackass behavior with positions of power.

The gal I’m stuck watching football with would instead ask what’s on HGTV and why in the hell I hadn’t yet emptied the dishwasher.

Your take on the weightlifting question is 100% correct. There is nothing that hardcore fitness people love more than telling you how wrong you’re doing literally everything in the gym. Put your workout pants on one leg at a time? BULLSHIT, you should sit on the bench and put both legs in at the same time in order to…

Bullshit. Republicans insanely worry about “the children” and the effects on society from secularism, feminism, science and the gays. Democrats are currently worried that a demented, insecure, unprepared, uninterested, petty, juvenile, crooked and possibly senile cunt is the acting president of the United States.

Will, I love you, but that photo is so white it looks like it has very serious opinions about Ladybird.

I have two boys, and two boys for one god damn good reason.

Unlike the prom queen from my high school, getting fat did not make him humble.

Kiffin’s a douche but this reminds me of when Lou Holtz was an assistant at OSU and late in a game against Michigan OSU scored a TD to go up by like 30 and Woody Hayes wanted to go for 2. Holtz asked him why they were going for 2 and he responded “because we can’t go for 3".

You want soul for Christmas? This is the only Christmas album you need.

I’ve had queso that wasn’t as cheesy as that fucking song.

Insert into the timeline:

The best Christmas song recorded within the last 25 years. It is known.

I heard he did it...

Priestley hasn’t specifically said whether he thinks that the incident affected his career.

Although, if you can find it, check out the 1995 movie “Coldblooded”, a dark comedy where Priestly plays a bookie who ends up with a job as a hitman. (Michael J. Fox helped produce it and has a brief cameo, as well.)

Dylan probably also punched Weinstein but didn’t brag about it, he just slunk off into the night after lighting a cigarette.

Which of those cheeses will go well with five Case Keenum picks in the NFC title game?

Go to a liquor store and get a box used to ship bottles. The dividers are the perfect size for paper towel wrapped ornaments. When I was a kid and my parents sent me into the attic for Xmas decorations I didn’t have to look around. It was the box marked “Beefeater”.

Everyone knows that the Latke Starter is the 12 year old that has been acting shitty and therefore has to peel the potatoes.

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...