Ha! You are correct. Take your damn star.

I worked with a woman who was terrified of birds. I can just imagine her reaction to an emotional support peacock.

holy shit it was a typo, chill

I think if you look closely, you’ll see that she’s a baby.

You mean to tell me that my babies aren’t actually babies? Pretty sure this 48 month old is a baby

Definitely have all the time in the world. Probably worth tapping into that somehow for more than stamping license plates.

That’s not really different than any other prison cell. A lack of internet porn does not prevent frequent and furious masturbation in prisons.

The inmates in that prison recycle computer parts from eWaste programs, which is where they got the parts to build the computers. So there was probably some monitors or laptops in there that they could have used the screens from.

This is good to know, and to keep on a tiny thumbdrive hidden in my anus in case I am ever sent to prison.

Lets just be honest. The cops had to spray bleach on every inch of the room because of all the spanking going on in there. 

Correction : Ama-zing!

Im still wondering what they used for a display.

Amazing.

She looks 12. A beautiful 12 year old girl, but 12. Only saying this because the idea that actual grown men are getting off on seeing her nude is grossing me out.

...or put down your coke and doritos to place some pale sticky fingers on a dirty keyboard and pretend you would...

Mr. Faddle utilizing Twimp argument tactics:

This is such an absurd lie. Trololol.

Oh man, are you protesting protesting?

Yeah, those dudes in Boston back in in the 1700's didn’t start anything meaningful with their rabble-rousing...