I think people are wilding out in their criticism of Daniel. It’s not like he pushed her head down and told her, “Suck it Bih”(although under the right circumstances, that could be kinda . . .nevermind), she INITIATED the head. Wtf was it supposed to go?! That’s how you knew how much of a novice she was/is. This guy…

I’m a millennial who grew up with real hip hop and I still love this song. I hate Mask Off and all other blubber rapsinging, but Bodak Yellow is awesome.

Jared should’ve been invited to that dinner. But Tiffany would never let him come, because he didn’t go to college...heifer.

But that seems to always be Issa’s problem - foresight. If she can’t think 3-5 minutes into the future of what the outcome of a blowjob is and what to do when someone explicitly says “I’M COMING!”, how the fuck is she going to get the rest of her affairs in order?

Lawrenceville is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is not as naive as he wants y’all to think he is. That’s how he ducks a lot of responsibility, with that “Who, me?” act.

Did anyone else read the whole Angry Pirate thing as an accident? I know the show, Issa, and even Daniel all act like it was intentional, but it sure didn’t seem like that when it happened.

Hopefully Molly will introduce her to White Jay, and they can wrap up three plotlines in one move

I really don’t like how quickly Issa and Molly fall into arguing and being mean to each other.

Stacey Dash.

Famous Rebas: Amy Schumer. Lena Dunham. Jezebel readers.

Are you even black? Because I’m kind of confused right now about how it is you think that labelling someone essentially saying “dance for me, boy,” as racist is somehow The Root’s assertion. Like most people know that has been a racist taunt for years.

you’ve just gotta keep hitting all the people you can until your dreams come true!

YOU GUYS. My best friend and I met this giant turd on Friday night. At Red Derby. Presumably before his date began? Anywho, he pounced on my friend and repeatedly asked her about her ethnicity (she is half-Chinese) and then proceeded to TAKE HER HAT OFF HER HEAD and hold onto it for 15 minutes.

I posted this further up but white people need to learn how to just say “Your hair looks pretty”.

Have him practice patting his head and rubbing his belly.

Bite off his tongue. Then help stop the bleeding. Problem solved AND you bonded over trying to get the bleeding to stop.

His lips are pursed, not tender, his tongue juts in and out

That gif is exactly how my dog kisses me in the morning. I end up hiding my face in the pillow. And that is the advice I would give to the woman dating the bad kisser: hide your face in your pillow. If you’re not in bed, just bring a pillow with you at all times.

Hmmm