These and other HBO Films (and series) from back in the day should really be on HBO Go. We miss out on some great ones having to find them in DVD-only form or low-res YouTube videos

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Trump calls his own shots, largely based on an accumulation of brain plaques that block cell-to-cell signaling at synapses, and everyone knows it.

The one with the jizz (also the name of my favorite friends episode)

To try and go beyond the surface here, the Democratic Party failed to address the anxiety that had been simmering for years, while their supporters on the coasts belittled it. What did we honestly expect to happen here? Of course these people were going to vote to burn it all down.

Too bad we’ve let the terrorists win.

You know, I sometimes wonder a bit about what your kids will think of your writing when they’re 18, 28, 38, etc. I think when they come across (or you point them to) the top of this jamboroo, you’re going to get a huge fucking hug. I think there’s something really powerful here.

No. Don’t go to either Group 1 or Group 2. Go to Group 3, the bystanders, the ones who sat the election out. This is Bullying Prevention 101. You don’t appeal directly to the bullies. You never appeal directly to the bullies. They put on their po’ face and go right back to their shenanigans when you’re not looking…

Good deal. I’ve worked with some damn good JIWs out of 60. When you get on a job and find out what your apprentice work consists of do it everyday without being told and anytime there is shitty work that nobody wants to do volunteer for it. Old school will go out of their way to teach you their trade if you do those…

Last summer I went to Benihanas for the first time ever. All I had was the soup, onions, and steak. Next morning, got up to go piss, started to go and then like a rush of water, shit started trickling down my leg onto the floor. It was a horrible oily shit and was essentially leaking for the entire day.

in which youth groups will visit Native American reservations

Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

Would love to stay and comment, but I need to go home and order a pizza. I mean, and alternative salad.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

He didn’t think he was going to be President, I suspect.

Get used to it. Starting tomorrow, all sorts of regulations are going to be ignored, especially when Washington is involved.

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.