November 8, 2016. It was a Tuesday.

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

So, I’m technically a Jets fan (barely, I hate them with a passion). And honestly, one of the last straws for me is the fact that they signed Josh fucking McCown over Colin Kaepernick. Are you kidding me? Not that I expect anything less from a spineless, joke of an organization run by Ambassador shit-for-brains Woody…

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

this is surprising, based on his history i expected jeb to stand in a half-circle with 16 identical looking dudes saying identical things about improving the franchise then lose the bid to the one guy who said nonsensical things about making all the other franchises worse

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Stupid, sexy Harbaugh.

Gronk: *silently calculating*

At a tech conference a few years ago, I ordered an Old Fashioned. As is usual in many bars, it was served with an orange wheel and a cherry.

most exciting thing to happen in Evanston, Ill. since, well, ever.

He probably thinks this post is about him.

I was going to compliment Jim Cooke on the picture, but then I realized it’s actually a real photo and now I feel slightly nauseous. Who allowed that to happen?

I think there is a less circuitous path.

LBJ wasn’t fat, he just needed a little extra room for his nuts and bunghole!