Keep away from Ndamukong Suh, hey, hey, whoa oh oh oh!

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU ZUNNNNNNNNN FRENNNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Every Saints game feels like drunk Madden where you accidentally switch to the safety and run the opposite direction of the receiver.

“See you in the playoffs”

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

Larry Bird was a slightly lesser Dirk against worse competition with less longevity

Sansa’s words to Jon were: “Look, Ramsay isn’t going to fall for this double-envelopment thing”

Jon: “Well, what else ya got?”
Sansa: “Derp! Derp! Derp!”
Jon: “OK, we’ve gotta try this.”
Sansa: “DERP!”

It’s entirely possible Littlefinger still outsmarts them both:
Scenario 1:
Sansa: “Look, Littlefinger is coming. He wants…

Okay, so me and my friends have been having a debate recently. By debate I mean we take turns yelling at each other for being stupid.
Here is the scenario: you are in the middle of a large open expanse, so there is nowhere to run or hide. You are armed with a sharp, metal tipped spear with a burnt wood handle, so it’s…

How do you say “Also I think 17 was the legal age for wizards” without feeling extremely creepy?

As someone familiar with most fantasy worlds and genres I should warn the Celtics that Black Wizards are almost always untrustworthy and evil and...

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Virginia Foxx is also ranked #1 on the politicians that sound like pornstars list, just ahead of Barbara Boxer.