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Alex. You lose one hour *once* Just once. And everyone born after spring 2019 will NEVER lose it again. And fuck, it won’t be dark when you go home after 5 pm there come the deepest middle of winter. Isn’t that worth one last hour of your life? To not have that flip-flop is worth it, in spades.

It is my understanding that Japanese people are brought up with a proper respect for the property of others and the government, something plenty of westerns are lacking.
I see a lot of vandalism and no one cares because it’s either not theirs or government owned and it saddens me because they still wasted the time and

But did he catch anything?

Ding Ding Ding

As someone who never got into twitch and streaming and have no clue who all these people are, this whole situation, and the clip at the end in particular, just feels like grown ass men behaving like schoolkids.

Am I terrible for finding this funny?

Yielding?

Note: Autopilot is still a better driver than any given Jalopnik commentator.

Hey I TRIED to buy an Alfa 4C. But their dealers ruined that. At least my local dealer only gets a small allocation and they won’t let me use one to custom order one instead forcing me to buy the one on the lot. But the problem there is that they optioned out the one on the lot with $20,000 in optional carbon fiber

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The No More Heroes series is back for Nintendo Switch with Travis Strikes Again. Suda 51 returns as director in a game that sees Travis Touchdown having to enter a killer virtual reality machine and defeat the games’ bosses. It’ll have collaborations with other indie games like Hotline Miami. Coming 2018.

Hey, at least the wildebeest has time to say goodbye to his family and get his affairs in order. Ya know? Say all the things he never got to say. Check some stuff off his bucket list. Figure out a willlaaaaaaannnnndddd a lioness just picked him off.

Well, I hate to piss all over this love story. But it would have been better for the crocodile to have killed it. You can clearly see that the hoof/lower leg is completely broken/barely hanging on. The wildebeest is now either going to most likely die a long slow death/or get left behind by the herd and killed by

The prices seem more acceptable when you consider the need to update every two years has significantly reduced. We are at the point of diminishing returns. This phone will be fine for years.

Why would he?

Can’t be worse than this:

its already sold out...

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

Does this effect Evangelion 4.44 in any way? According to Wikipedia, it seems like Khara is the production company behind it, but I figured that Gainax was probably collaborating in some way (unless Anno got the rights when he left?).

I bid my reservation for an Elio.