No doubts for you, obviously. You were practically there. I don’t have to create doubt because there is already a statement. Her father relayed that the guy had walked away, so they got out of the car, and then he came back after them.

But at least he was found guilty of 2nd degree murder and sentenced to 17 to 32 years.

I have been barked at, spat on, and yelled at by more homeless people than I can count. I have found human feces about 3 paces from my front steps. I’ve been woken up at 3 am by people screaming “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YOU.” One time I managed to see 2 dicks and a vagina…

That face says; “No worries, daddy will take care of this.”

For sure. Like most of the fox personalities.

*fake blonde

Kinda the same way everyone said health care was easy and being President is easy?

Yeah, I get the feeling that their split was more about the difficulties of his recovering addiction paired with her ‘wilder’ lifestyle than about not liking each other...

This would not sit well with me. She obviously took the divorce much harder than him because she was the one blindsided by a text (not him). She is also single-ish, with no kids on the way right now. Meanwhile, he’s got a new “happily ever after” situation going on. He needs to stop mentioning her name to get…

The most incredible part of this story is that somebody is still interested in interviewing Russell Brand.

Soup drinking serial killers.

I did laundry too & I still like it. However, I do not iron. I grew to hate ironing my mom’s fussy blouses as a teenager and now I don’t iron nothing for nobody.

I have a friend who sends out his laundry because his chore growing up was laundry for his family of five, so he is very over laundry. If things get tight he shuffles things around in his budget to keep being able to outsource laundry. I totally get it.

On her avoidance of celebrity feuds, she said:

I pay someone $15 an hour to clean my house once a week for two hours. Vacuum, mop, clean the bathrooms, kitchen, dust. Sometimes she stays and we clean the fridge or the pantry or do the windows. I should mention that I’m disabled and not able to do a lot of these things myself. It’s the best money I spend all month.

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

The mopping! Why is it so arduous?

I’ve met him a couple times and a friend has, too. He’s super normal and friendly (and smells nice).

A dirtbag without any Kardashians or other idiotic reality “stars”?

He needs all the oil blotters. Although a friend met him and said he was incredibly nice for what it’s worth.