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Hey; that’s great! I’m also prediabetic though haven’t gotten it tested in years and I really have to get on this. Trying to control through diet but I am in desperate need of an annual checkup. A nutritionist friend of mine also suggested maca: I may try this yet. Right now, I’m attempting just to get my basic

Well....speaking as a single mom almost in her 40s, sex still isn’t difficult to come by. But when you’re this swamped, it just doesn’t seem worth the effort anymore. The grooming and preening and housecleaning and childcare arranging and navigating awkward moments—hard pass. Then there’s the whole needy man

This was the moment I knew that foxy man on those skates was the true love of my life (with apologies to Mr Mars and the late great David Bowie).

I watched the whole thing for the first time several years after it went off air and I only watched the whole thing because I got sucked in. The only show that consistently makes me laugh as hard as some of those episodes is John Oliver.

Gravity Blue? Poor little bugger. I briefly considered calling mine Toilet Bowl but luckily I stopped vomiting.

I prefer my fart humor high brow. A well placed fart is funny. Like when a Mom crop dusts her 12 year old.

Someone who took the time to apply a shitton of makeup and have her hair done professionally before having a casual totally unposed shot of herself and her newborn taken during their “first nap” (wink wink, she’s really asleep!) by a hired photographer.

I might be. Do you find farts funny?

I feel like politely patting celibacy on the shoulder would be more appropriate than embracing it. Maybe even just a jaunty wave from across the street.

MITM was one of the best comedies of the aughts.

Actually, other than Charlie himself and Tex, the men have been paroled. This little freak show girl still refuses to explain why she killed Mrs. LaBianca or anything about her criminal participation in the cult. No parole for someone who is still avoiding responsibility for her crime seems like a solid choice.

I read Bryan Cranston’s book this week so I feel very nice toward everyone involved on Malcolm.

Yeah, I periodically “enjoyed” celibacy during my late 20's and early 30's too. By “enjoyed” I mean went on many terrible dates, drank way too much, went through a crushing depression, was angry all the time, longed for the touch of another person, stagnated creatively and professionally, and much much more.

No “rehabilitation” or parole for multiple 1st degree murders, sorry. Punishment.

She’s been reading a lot about how to transform sexual energy into creative power and she’s pretty fascinated by it.

Nah, I’m cool with her staying in jail.

Of course she’s a model prisoner. Doing everything someone tells her to do is...kinda her wheelhouse.

Yes a good and deserved punishment... Because she can cry about it, which is a luxury that her victim does not have. People who kill randomly people for no reason are not eligible to live among us, sorry.

That is because most recidivism is not premeditated. The Manson Group did not only kill the night of the Sharon Tate murders. Plus, the murders were premeditated. She has a far likelier chance of committing another murder than her peers.

Nope. Sorry. Can’t get behind paroling someone who stabbed an innocent person in a culty fit