So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

This!! I once worked for a CEO who did the same thing with women. At one point, senior management had a freak out when they realized they couldn’t hire another blonde woman in a VP role because our CEO literally would not be able to tell the new one and the existing one apart.

I’m an old. I have very little tolerance to anything beyond FB, and even that is miniscule. So yeah, I’m having a hard time with this one. Why would you keep nudes of your ex on something social media related?

Or maybe it’s the fact that clowns wear weird crazy costumes, act nuts, are ridiculously over-happy and cover their faces with makeup so you can’t see their actual faces? Yeah, there’s nothing off-putting about that at all.

Clowns fucking suck, regardless of any iteration of King’s story. The entire clown shtick is horrible and depressing.

Come on now, I think we all know who is actually the most terrifying evil clown.

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

There’s an explanation that’s much simpler. To Donald Trump, women aren’t people. So for him, it’s like looking at a room full of tabby cats. Sure, they are all different beings, but you can’t easily tell them apart (and why bother, anyway?).

I tell you it’s dementia, dammit. That day-glow dipshit is going to kill us because he can’t pass a clock test.

My dad!

Janice the Muppet is endearing AF. Plus she shreds on the guitar if I’m not mistaken. A Muppet is more empathetic and talented than Kylie Jenner.

Can’t be helped that your parents didn’t like you enough to quit after you.

I find it so hysterically funny when people have one child with a normal name and another one with a really odd name. I will never forget a pair of sisters I used to know, who were named Mary and Lettuce.

Showing my age here, but my first reaction to seeing both girls’ names was, “August Max? You mean like the now-defunct Lane Bryant knockoff?”

Sure, but you know that’s not what most people think of first.

We’re talking about North Korea, right?

I deleted my ex’s racy pics.

I wish I lived in a world that had never seen Justin Bieber.

You’re letting Zuck off too easy. Max’s full name is Maxima. Like Nissan Maxima.