Even without the closed-captioning that was more understandable than most of trump’s ad-libbed speeches.

I’ve ordered the “political prepper special” popcorn from Amazon for that day. They have to deliver it on a flatbed and use a forklift to unload it. I’m not sure it’ll be enough...

Apparently they are desperately trying to stop him from finding out that the Steele dossier transcripts might come out soon and that Steele gave up all of his sources. I am really looking forward to the insane tweetstorm that will hit once he hears about it.

Trump is now the Mushroom Mussolini.

At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.

So we have a shadow president- neat! Shadow things are always responsible and highly democratic. I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

I hate the way the two of them used to talk about how it was God’s will they had six children at once, rather than the success of the massive medical interventions they pursued. God didn’t choose this, you did.

I’ve always thought that Kate gets a bad rap. She’s got 8 children to handle and an ex who was always useless. If I was married to someone that ineffectual, I would likely bellow at him too.

Elron is a passenger train company in Estonia. they have these orange trains that people call carrots.

I saw those names and thought...

“But for those who stay all the backlash is just “persecution” and makes them more devoted to the cause.”

I’m going to guess it’s either Lighthouse Blade or Shark Noir. I don’t know why, those both just feel right.

I believe Kate “mommy blogs” and does appearances.

My morning chuckle...he wishes. The eclipse lasted around 2 minutes for those in the path of totality (this would be Trumps rabid base). The rest of the country barely saw it (the rest of us trying to wrest the country out of the turmoil that a minority of gullibles got us into).

Don’t ask for logic here.

Oof, John and Kate. I forget they exist and when reminded, am filled with sadness and existential dread.

I hope some of that TLC money has been set aside for eight therapists.

not for long—he’s going to be someone’s girlfriend in prison.

Aaaaww.

Hmm... 🤔

I go to a gym in West Hollywood, where I am out numbered by my gay brothers, and I have to say, I’ve seen a few dudes walking around with these fake butts. Some are Kim k fake and some are like the picture of this superman here. There is even a guy with fake balls, they botched the job and it looks like he’s got a set…