Yeah, they really buried the lede there. How on earth is it okay for him to charge his staff to stay in his own fucking hotel?

Because Trump is a greedy little shitweasel who cares only about enriching himself. And I guess because he can.

Yeah... maybe this asshole could let the people putting their lives on the line for him every day use a fucking golf cart for free. That is peak greed right there.

I have a solution

I would love it if they all said fuck this and every. single. one. of. them. quit.

World’s most depressing job?

Hey now, you need to chill your ass. I’m in one of these bumfuck shit towns with 95% totality and I don’t really appreciate your insinuation that my town sucks. It does, definitely, suck. But the citizens of suck-town are the only people allowed to say that.

I think I’m in favor of ending this wasteful government spending for the duration of the cheeto benito’s term.

Don’t forget the cost to the towns and states that must forgo income, endure insane traffic and re-routing, and spend millions on extra police detail for these presidential vacations/weekends. His middle name should be disruption. All because this orange fuck won’t go to camp David once in a while.

It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.

Remember the people who claimed they were going to vote for him because he was rich and he wouldn’t be corrupted?

Right? Of all the details here, it’s that and the $60,000 for golf carts that get me. Why is mar a lago charging for golf carts?????

I kind of like the idea of just telling Trump, “Hey, sorry, you used up your Secret Service protection for the year,” just to see how he reacts. :)

Don’t forget Melania and Barron in their golden tower, where agents have to rent space from the president to protect his wife and son.

FYI, there will be a bunch of solar eclipses in the next decade, with one in 2024 where the path of totality is in the U.S. and closer to the parts of the country that don’t suck. So if you couldn’t get your eclipse glasses now, don’t burn out your retinas worrying about missing a “once in a lifetime” event.

I say we do a human sacrifice just to be safe. I nominate this guy.

I’d also watch for some form of draconian legislation to get proposed and passed by both houses and signed into law in two and a half minutes while the citizenry is outside, distracted with paper plates and hole punchers.

And the Republican Party saw this comment and said, “Hold our beers.” (You just know they’re going to find someone so awful in 2020 or 2024, it will make Trump look good.)

That is....kind of genius.