Except I have never watched more than about 45 seconds of SATC

Nipple Merkin sounds like it could be the name of a Hollywood celebrity’s baby.

People like you make the world a vastly better place.

You are lovely and wonderful, and made a difference in peoples lives.

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

I am a little irritated by the praise heaped on very rich women for being able to maintain their looks as they age. I think we could all knock a few years off our appearance if we had a few spare million for skincare lying around.

aging backwards is code for billionaire husband and the best plastic surgeons, I think

The only upside that I can see - they aren’t wearing hoods, and they are well documented in these photos. I think that a good old-fashioned game of Publicly Name and Shame That Racist is in order. How many companies want to be associated with a racist? How many churches? Or colleges? Or local D&D playing clubs?

“I don’t see how we can ever repair this country.”

Apparently he was kicked out of a bar recently for repeatedly harassing multiple women.

I somehow became “ask the liberal” at work and one lady would ask a LOT of stupid questions. She asked me if she was supposed to say “African-American” or “black.” I told her I didn’t really like the term “African-American” because I think it’s creep code now. I told her whatever you do, PLEASE don’t say “the blacks.”

That’s because as Al Franken said many years ago in his book, Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot.

I’m sure Mother wore a sensible pantsuit from Christopher & Banks. I think we all knew that she found the selection at Ann Taylor Loft to be far too “tarty”.

No! Where are you with the ‘corn sweats’? Here in Illinois it is unusually cool for this time of year.

Hey now. Falling off logs is admirable. She is a filthy madam who doesn’t pay her sex workers.

I’ll ship it. Pratt totally voted for Trump anyways so he can get (not) fucked.

Finding dates for millionaires is right up there with falling off logs.

Lots of unhappy people live in the same house as people they are unhappy to be married to. Sometimes it’s a white house.

“OK, so this is really hard because I’m close to them,” Stanger told ET.

I find it very charming that Rachel Dratch’s parking offense was right around the corner from Second City. Chicago comedy history right there!