You don’t have to remind yourself that he served his country and endured a great deal of hardship. Obviously, when he votes and contributes to legislation drafted to literally fuck people over, many of them veterans who served our country and endured hardship, he doesn’t think of them.

Well he had his spine removed in 2000.

Don’t forget calling his wife a cunt in public. Class act from start to finish.

Jane says: “nukular weapons stockpile”.

The man did once get in a D in college for a class called Meats.

Luke Perry? Linda Perry? Perry Farrell? Perry Como? There are many more qualified Perrys in the world. And not all of them are even alive.

...sundaes, and apple pies!

Who are these sorry ass “ride or die” gays who adore her because of this video? Bless their hearts.

“I saw all of the black and brown faces on the plaza of Lincoln Center,” she told the paper. “In my lifetime, I haven’t seen that happen ever again. I thought, we have to revitalize this competition, but it has to be more than just a competition.”

Unless your job was “realtor for World Trade Center office spaces,” blaming 9/11 for your career collapsing is 1. rarely a good look and 2. definitely not true.

Here in Washington State we got family medical leave passed, and it was due to bipartisan efforts. A Republican male Senator spearheaded it, making a heartfelt and impassioned speech about how important it was to be able to stay home with his newborn son when his baby had medical issues (he’s fine now, thank God.)

Jesus, how does that even pretend to be reasonable? Hopefully all the lawsuit mess going on with our gerrymandering helps y’all too.

Context matters - it’s not like Collins randomly commented on his looks, it was her response to him challenging her to a duel. If a male Congressperson was threatened with violence by a fellow Representative and he responded by mocking her appearance, there wouldn’t be a huge rush to defend her - everyone would be too…

And we have SO FEW moderate Republicans left! Collins is one of the last of a dying breed. It’s so hard anymore to find a sane republican who isn’t a screeching racist/misogynist/jeebus-freak.

He did.

This is how I imagine Farenthold’s duel challenge would bear out in reality:

I’m not one to advocate violence but I’d love to see Susan Collins walk up behind Farenthold and cold cock him with a baseball bat, then shout at him “Get up, fat boy! You gonna let a girl get the best of you?” then “Any of you other loooosers want a piece of me? Yeah, didn’t think so!”

It’s pronounced Fart and Hold.

I saw this in the theater when released, and it’s probably the only time I’ve seen a movie with the entire audience getting up and dancing the whole time.

This could be the funniest documentary ever, and your time would still be better spent watching Stop Making Sense, which is just a fucking masterpiece.