My heart and ovaries just cried a little. Come back, we will use allllll the Clorox wipes to clean your office.

He wont claim credit since it is black. He will blame it on radical leftist protesters.

Capital idea, which will also xondition him to the reality of life in the federal pen once the RICO laws snag him.

Insert Bill Murray “Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria” line. Im not going to look up but I am worried that my puppy might look up at me and be hurt. It wont be practical for me to expect him to hold his pee for roughly 4 hours.

Hmmm, maybe she won’t because it didn’t end well the last time a hooker and a disabled vet were together(terrible Forrest Gump reference, sorry).

Aaaand will also go down with the rapidly sinking  SS Flaming Turd ship. Really hope she feels like it was worth nuking her career/selling her soul at such a young age.

Agreed. Also, had he meant a word of it he wouldnt have looked like he was either straining to recall his lines or read a teleprompter in his speech.

Ps I wrote this knowing that someone woukd suggest that they wear hoods again. Obviosly my point was that rRump has opened a door to more hate than any potus before, and evil racists are dancing gleefully with Don the con’s tacit approval.

I am pining for a real photo of tRump and Idiotvanka’s twin hair disasters in prison. Even the most lily white of white collar prisons will laugh at the request for monthly mega bucks weaves or highlights.

The scumbag Nazis and other assorted hate filled vermin who were not ashamed to show their faces are probably shocked that anyone would doxx them and face subesquent actions. I told Mr Slap a Trump last night that the firings and other closed doors will roll in today much to rheir surprise/chagrin. Welcome to reality,…

Awwww, a nostalgic ticket, how sweet.

A repressed smile and her best church dress?

Sounds like a cousin to “Two Broke Girls”, no thanks.

I pray that they don’t have to meet the asshole in chief. Uggghh, more unwelcome kisses or off-putting “compliments” on their appearances.

Hey Ron Johnson, come here i have a fist sandwich for you and anyone else who equates brain tumors with stupid or crazy. Does it sound like a crazy person or stupid if you teach yourself to play the cello, ace several graduate classes, plant a massive, ornate garden and renovate your home-all in a few years? My first…

Sure, like my company in which none of the truly profitable sales territories are assigned to women. And where I was conveniently told that they had no projects for me until it was past time for my male coworker to win the biggest sales honor of the company.

There’s a dumbass redneck in our town with a shitmobile spray-painted black & he plastered tRump stickers allll over it

Please cross out election and replace it with farce. His opponent who has support and wants change is barred from candidacy.

Issue “exclusive gold key membership” 1st entry invites to Ivanka and her pal Wendy, Melania, Betsy DeVos and all of the ladies in the Mercer family pleeeeease.

I thought that she may have had them messed up like that to further her story of depression leading her to make bad decisions. Orrrrrrr, she just had Tina Fey’s character from “Sisters” try her hand at brow tinting & shaping.