Most important advice I ever give to anyone is sorely lacking here:

I don’t disagree with him. I really liked the first Harry Potter movie. The second one was okay. Then it got boring samey to me. Now I cannot tell them apart to save my life. It also doesn’t help that I have no idea what order they even go in anymore. Remember the old days when sequels had numbers instead of “colon…

Counterpoint: Harry Potter is the worst kind of tween drivel.