Remind me to invite you to my next party. I need someone next to me for contrast...

You’re not everyone’s mother or father. They don’t want to pay, send ‘em out the door. Leave the sermonizing for the professionals on Sunday.

There is no such things as a $1000 iPhone to the normal person, so your exaggeration about the recklessness and greed of the customer is just a mask for the greedy bastard you.

And...exactly three people gave a crap about this...at all.

Is it my imagination, or have the chicks on the women's soccer gotten 'fug-lier' since the 90's?

...I take it she doesn't read Jalopnik...

Well...that one did.

They're too busy killing shelter dogs and raking in bucks for the shelter dogs (not in that order, nor in that order of importance).

The only inclination you have is the canted position of your head up your sphincter. This is PAS at its finest. Jetting off with the kids to Colorado? Classic move.

he’s being an adult and owning his part. He didn’t want to fight and put the kids in the middle. easier not to fight as hard as possible.

you really don't know what you're talking about. look up "Parental Alienation Syndrome".

You don't have much experience in this area, do you? Courts decide for the uterus, unless she brings a gun to court and tries to assassinate the judge. It's a fact.

...I see. You're the product of one those family's who worshipped you, right? Bronzed your poopy diapers, did they?

What warped idiot you are. Attention whore, much?

Next to a giggler such as yourself, I must seem tough. Maybe that's where your perversion lies: daddy issues.

I’m sure they’ve conn’ed you into a ‘pity’ blowie once or twice. Now’s your chance to give them a ‘victory’ one now. Go for it.

No zinger. Just truth. Sounds like it hit you hard though. Squeal like a bitch, now. Let's hear it.

No. You're really an ass kisser, just like Seth. So smug. So disgusting.

God, that Seth Meyer's is such an ass kisser.

Or calling you out for being a complete sycophant.