The Dark Tower should be on here. I’ve never seen more wasted potential. They had A+ casting and a terrific idea to adapt the books but also continue on from them, and it was all in service of turning it into a YA series about The Chosen Jake.

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

JULY 6—Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men—including the producers of the hit show “24"—when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search, records show.

“Tonight’s meeting of the ‘Bring Back American Jobs’ Club has been cancelled due to lack of interest. That is all.”

You spelled “definition” wrong.

Yep, I agree. Been saying it for years. Older people are just brainwashed into thinking anything involving the word “socialist” is bad. I think a huge reason is because the 2nd “S” in USSR is “Socialist.”

I refuse to pay estate tax on anything above $6 million because my net worth is $30,000.

“One day, when mommy and daddy are the boss, we will be able to take all the money away from our employees and keep it for ourselves.”

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

Furthest I ever got was that circular tower that you spiralled around. I believe it was purple? That was about 30 goddamn years ago so I’m really stretching to remember, but I’m pretty sure that I was so frustrated that I literally bit my controller.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Nah, no one in history has ever played all their Steam games to the end.

As someone who works at the start of the Keystone Line.

Ha, the “staff” member referring users to their Terms of Service so they can’t get a refund is hilarious.

That is really good info. Thanks.

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan

Here’s what you need. Cesium, Plutonic Quarks, and a bottle of water. Stir it up in a trash can.

The Pile of Bullets guy went on to create Breaking Bad.

Probably? Let’s be honest, Molotov and Dr. Girlfriend scenes alone would make it appointment viewing.