Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Being quiet and staring out the window is good for kids. Teaches patients and breeds creativity. Moderate screen time is good too. But reliance on bright shiny objects is no way for a kid to live. They could pick up a book too if they are really bored.

Or they could, like, parent... I know that’s a controversial suggestion these days and it’s always easier to hand the little monsters a glowing slab of stupid to stare at.

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As a sports dad, I loathe the “snack schedule” email from the team mom. We can pack our own snacks, thanks. I don’t need to be one-upped by the Pinterest mom from hell. She can bring her kid his own snack in a bio-degradable bucket that also serves as a coloring book, an SPF 45 hat, and a carrying device - all with…

After the game, Lester said “that the Pirates really came after my booty today.”

One of my high school friends rolled over 4 cars in 6 years.

I think you meant “see you at the Crosstour”

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

I’ll always remember her as Mr. F

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

If that’s the best throw you have ever seen you have clearly been ignoring my 4th grade highlight reel I sent you with me lighting up my best friend Tony’s back yard using an official John Elway Nerf Vortex! I would like to see Rodgers thread a pass through the branches of the Williams’s old oak tree.

The Rams green-lighting a tired reboot everyone already saw and hated is the most LA thing they’ve done yet.

He wore his jersey in the mugshot!?

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

Not going to lie: The upcoming There’s Always Next Year from St.L fans is going to be hard earned. Good for you.

I wish I could stretch my ballsack as far as your argument...

If Ronaldo tallies the go-ahead goal, I assume he’ll just blow himself at midfield.