What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

A challenger appears...

As a California transplant living in Maryland, I never expected Raider fans to exist in my new world. One day I was at a bar when a douche Niners fan yelled "Raiders suck!" at me (I was wearing my Raiders hat) and out of nowhere, five cholos came out of the woodwork and attacked this guy. One gave me a nod while it…

This is the current mascot for the Bucs:

She was seething with rage. She had already bought a Browns jersey.

And for all the people that hated it:

It can be two things!

Idiots...

For some reason, I actually pictured Sapp pouring his Heinekens into the bucket and drinking from that.

We found the correct Ms. Florida.

Holy shit! I didn't know Michael Jai White was unlockable in Mass Effect!

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

No mention of Granny Smiths? But they make the best pies and crisps!

Carnival based huh?

Goalie.