Jungle Jim's is the best.

That seems like it'd generally a fun game to play in life anyway.

So... what, is Detroit completely beyond the point that it can't be rehabilitated/rebuilt/restored? That's pretty fucking sad if that's the case.

I still can't believe this is newsworthy, mainly because we all have make-believe girl and/or boyfriends. I've got a make-believe girlfriend and she's great; I affectionately call her "Righty".

So the cops confused the victim with this? They did realize that they were dealing with wrestlers and not bowlers, right?

Yoshi, son. Yoshi. Yeah, I'd not get excited about it either, though the inital novelty is fun... it just wears off quickly.

Outside of the Yoshi game (and maybe FE/SMT, though I'm just expecting the FE-style Tactical RPG), are you really expecting much innovation or change in formula for the new Smash Bros, 3D Mario, or Mario Kart game? I'm not arguing the fact that they're successful series and it's to be expected that another title in…

It was too bad Kirby's Epic Yarn was so easy and short, but I did like the artistic look on top of the play style. Very curious to see what they do when they plug in Yoshi.

Honestly, I'm getting tired of the constant retreads Nintendo continues to churn out. I don't mind them on occasion, but I would have expected some new concepts/ideas to be plugged into their key franchises.

What's up with all the damn trolling of Cincinnati these days?

I'm sure Belichick's smiling about that... I tried scouring the Internet for physical evidence of this, but I don't think it exists in any recorded medium.

Happy now, bitch?

I appreciate your die-hard Cincinnati Red fandom, but let's be honest, we looked awful in the post season.

FFX was where I checked out myself. FFVIII's story wasn't bad... at least until it got to around the third disc.

I think I've got less of a problem with this then asshats that take up two parking spots (intentionally or otherwise).

No, I'd be happy to, but uh... you you just produce a corpse.

I don't know... if someone recognizes you from the scene of the crime, your facial features DO get warped beyond recognition.

There's few things I enjoy seeing more than a fool parted with his/her money... though watching the physical evidence of it after the fact isn't quite up there.

Wow... so SportsNation is just as full of fucking idiots as the Oscars?

Not to sound mean, but I hope you've gotten a bit more self confidence since then.