I remember doing reviews a few years ago for another website; just having to deal with some of these PR groups with their threats of sending out copy of games, interviews, etc. was a huge pain in the ass. At one point I thought about suggesting a fix where I write a scripted review about a game in the most general…

Interesting idea, but I'm not thrilled with taking the runners up of those divisions. I'd just take the winners of each division and the best four teams from the leftovers. I'd also not do the 2-2-3 format, stick with 2-3-2. I figure if your team makes the playoffs, you should enjoy the benefit of getting the extra…

I prefer the term "artificial person" actually.

The android Hicks? Hicks just got a little acid sprayed on him. I was ripped apart by an alien queen. Now you tell me who's the android.... sorry, artificial person.

My God... it's so unbearably bright from the brilliance that statement is full of.

I can tell you what else you'd be wise not to grab. Take it from me...

Absolutely brilliant, sir. :D

The show is a mixed bag - there's some great parts in it, but it's really hampered by some annoying characters (some which were killed at S2's finale - thank god) and just generally bad writing (poor to non-existant character development, constantly changing allegiances on characters we typically don't care about…

Right? When I first saw the screencap, I thought it was Frost.

Three tits? That's awesome.

Well... I'd imagine that'd be the safest place to keep your Heron when this cat's comin'.

Actually, I think he did — I'm sure a lifetime of eating Captain Crunch cereal would make someone's chompers look like that kid's.

I've really tried to really enjoy the show, but I think its writing is pretty lacking and has a bunch of characters I can't stand to begin with.

That's an oddity — I usually get fairly verbose after a few drinks.

Hey Drew - if Fergie bothers you so much, may I suggest you watch Planet Terror for the first 20-30 minutes? You should feel better about yourself then.

Are you sure that's not reversed? 99.99999% of humanity would find this hilarious until Cameron Indoor was burnt down, THEN, it becomes 100% finds it a barrel of laughs.

@Demonbird: Yeah... the keep-away games two of those three did made MvC2 pretty damn annoying at times. I didn't see a whole lot of rocket punches from Sentinel in that vid, and Storm looks like she's a little different this time around too. Might not be as bad as last time.

There's a special ring in hell for this kind of guy.

@Kaibutsu: ...that never ever seem to hit their mark. I think the most accurate thing in the G.I. Joe world was a thrown snake.

Keep this on the downlow... but 4chan is really Cobra, a ruthless criminal organization determined to rule the world.