I hope not. I like air.

Do people really think cancer is a modern disease?

Yeah but was your mom able to get out of the cart?

“You get to the end, and there’s nothing to do but die.”

That should read “Who better to teach about nanoseconds than The Great Grace Hopper”.

I didn’t but I’m fine with it. The green paste tastes great.

I didn’t read the article, but of course it’s not Wasabi. It’s a type of avocado paste.

Didn’t everyone know this? Hm. Maybe not.

Spoiler Alert

So...snapchat will come and go before I even bother to try it...
This is what “old” feels like.

You guys knew what you were doing with that picture. Don’t even try to deny it.

Phew. Helium prices were ballooning.

“Helium is the most abundant element in the universe, but there’s precious little of it here on Earth—only around 5 parts per million. It’s also the lightest element”

We recognise it as the only day of summer

The guy’s 85. He needs all that money. He’s got his future to think of.

I would have taken it down too. I’m is spelled with an apostrophe.

You can even put a computer motherboard in.

Speaking of stimulation, avoid consumption of sexually aggressive food such as tea, candy, cinnamon and peppermint. Said Kellogg, “Tea and coffee have led thousands to perdition in this way. Candies, spices, cinnamon, cloves, peppermint, and all strong essences, powerfully excite the genital organs and lead to the…

That’s a tent.

That’s a tent.

today google announced all of the new products they will abandon in 18 months.