The onions should be white

Now this is my kind of lifehack!

Generally speaking, over mixing is a problem with baked goods that contain wheat flour. If you over mix, you risk over-developing the gluten, which will make cakes and cake-like baked goods chewy/tough.

Or, you know, just eat it cold for breakfast like civilized people do.

You have to make a rack of wine glasses.

I did this once with a quarter. Came back and I had two dimes and a nickel. What does this mean?

I’ve been licking airplane armrests for years and haven’t gotten sick yet.

I hope not. I like air.

You guys knew what you were doing with that picture. Don’t even try to deny it.

The guy’s 85. He needs all that money. He’s got his future to think of.

You can even put a computer motherboard in.

Speaking of stimulation, avoid consumption of sexually aggressive food such as tea, candy, cinnamon and peppermint. Said Kellogg, “Tea and coffee have led thousands to perdition in this way. Candies, spices, cinnamon, cloves, peppermint, and all strong essences, powerfully excite the genital organs and lead to the…

That’s a tent.

That’s a tent.

I would settle for a road-going plane such as this:

Hey, my Dad had a Renault Dauphine in high school in the 1960's. He always remembered it fondly. Particularly the time he and my Mom’s Dad (before they were married- he owned the service station in town) rebuilt the engine on an old table in the garage. They just lifted the tiny little 845cc engine out by hand with no…

M . Torchensky is not the big risk here. A Renault Dauphin with full on Tesla underpinnings is.