Burn.

She became the best miler in the world in 2014

I thought my dad was the only person who still drank Orange Hi-C. I think that he thinks it's healthier than soda, because it's orange.

Also, the Spanish runner is a doper who shouldn't have been competing anyway. So, congratulations to him on his bronze.

Eh, most of the distance event competitors were East Africans competing for European countries anyway.

You are correct! Not necessarily sponsorship deal, just a way to get the javelin back.

So...California knows they have no chance to land Tesla unless they make these environmental concessions. If they lose, Tesla builds in Nevada (or wherever) because they don't have those environmental restrictions. Either way, Tesla builds somewhere with fewer environmental restrictions- what differences does it make…

Why you hate titties???

My wife and I have one- sometimes he is the WORST (like yesterday morning when we found him a foot-deep in a hole he proudly dug at 7AM. Had to give him a bath before work. Fun.) But most of the time, he is the best. Such an awesome breed but a TON of work- they are the cutest things ever, but we tell everyone we meet…

My wife and I have a wire fox terrier- can confirm, did destroy everything in the house until he was a year old or so.

My first car was an '09 Wrangler- I wanted it bare-bones, so I only asked for air conditioning and a CD/AUX input player. I couldn't believe it when I realized a few days later it didn't have cruise control- after a couple 8 hour drives, I had them install it. Worth every penny of the 300-400 bucks.

Huh? He actually does know what he's talking about- yes, there are genetic differences between ethnic populations across countries and within countries. He never said otherwise. Dick.

Absolutely false.

Olympic records in distance events are always slow- the races tend to be slower, tactical affairs. And, the data for Asian countries and female runners is definitely skewed- the Chinese records are all from the early-90s when they were doped to the gills. Many of the top Chinese women's times are all from the same…

ATS with 4-wheel drive starts at 38K. Audi A4 with Quattro starts at 36.4K. BMW 320 X-drive is 34.7K, and the 328 x-drive is 39K. How is the ATS supposed to be competitive if it's more expensive than the German counterparts? I'm dying for one, but can't justify paying the same as I would a 3-series.

MGoBlog.com had the best tear-down of this:

I prefer the version that goes something like "if you're a marathoner who eats vegan and has a rescue dog, how do you know which thing to drop into a conversation first?"

The headline/story should be "Major track meet comes to US soil, Nike and USATF have no issues with Adidas sponsorship".

Oh jesus fucking christ are you serious? I was being sarcastic, asshat. Look at all of the comments that came before you (yes, shocking, but in the two months since I posted my story, other people have come up with similar arguments to yours. Shocking, I know!). Now, educate yourself before typing a worthless…

Wow, he's so brave! I mean stupid. What a fucking idiot. Could have been through his neck.