What did Trump do about the opioid crisis? He went to Jared.

I don’t know the best way to reach a jury, but I can say if I were on the jury this kind of speechifying about broad issues, instead of talking about the evidence and legal standards as applied to the specific case on hand, would only serve to alienate me and make me feel like he had no real case for his client.

Here’s how you know they don’t think rape is that bad, because if you’d never hear someone say “the only thing worse than murder is being falsely accused of murder!” At best they’re equally bad, maybe. You can try to prove you weren’t responsible for a murder, but you can’t be unmurdered.

*sexual assault of a man by a man*

Well of course that’s worse because it destroys a man, where actual sexual assault typically destroys a woman and I think we all know whose life is more valuable here.

“The only thing that is worse than that [sexual assault] is the false accusation of sexual assault”

Now that you mention it, he may have been captured by Gene Hackman and forced to run around a Pentagon-shaped office building for two hours.

I thought Kevin was captured by James Earl Jones and was forced into building a field?

The absolute lack of self-awareness is amazing. They are all up in arms about Sharia Law, but would gladly accept all of the components of Sharia Law if it were proposed by a Baptist minister.

It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

Saudi Arabia is totes fine because they have oil and money.......sad, but fucking true

Isn’t that a crime? Genuinely curious if he can be arrested for inciting violence.

This is the type of thing that gets right-wing news outlets all riled up about “intolerant liberals.”

In 2020, new students in a GroupMe chat shared racist jokes and mocked feminists.

That interview is the first thing Brad’s done that I’ve liked. I can’t get over the photos. It’s all completely ridiculous, but literally the first time I can stand Brad Pitt.

I can only repeat what a writer at the Guardian said about Brad Pitt’s recent, ill-advised GQ interview: “Where. Is. Your. Agent.”

Bloom’s encouragement really is baffling, isn’t it? Why didn’t she know better? Why didn’t either of them?!

I used to really like her - would watch her stand-ups, went to see her live, read her books, watched her show. But she is so thin-skinned. She dishes out a lot of shit and the second anyone would come after her, she’d start crying. So I suspect that’s what’s behind the bullying claim.

Kathy, Kathy, Kathy - you pulled a stupid, tasteless stunt that even those of us who’d like to see him dead found appallingly tasteless. Let it go or make it worse - that’s your choice - but what you did is simply indefensible.

Seriously. All she ever wants is attention, finally she got too much of it and the only way she knows to respond is by looking for more attention.