Goldie Hawn lips, the OG duck face.

it would be the Cruise/Holmes affair of 2016... since jumping on Oprah’s couch has been done, what will Brad do to top it?

sunglasses and clothing wouldn’t have survived the 15+ years of wear and tear... but the Docs would have. (sobs)

right??? I really want to wear them with flannel and leggings! WHY DID COLLEGE SL8Rgirl THROW AWAY HS SL8Rgirl’s treasures?????

MAYBE Jennifer Garner will be his Jen 2.0 too!

I feel like he’d be into free range parenting and she’d like to be a little more in control?

Or come trotting (bouncing?) out in costume!!

It isn’t, but we’re working on changing that.

“millions worldwide” isn’t really that many people though... there are millions of people that just live in Los Angeles.... so if there are a few hundred thousand here, a few hundred thousand there... it could easily add up to millions worldwide.

I used to have all the SATC DVDs, the day I realized I was older than all the characters and would in real life hate every one of them was the day I boxed them up and sold them for like $1.00 at the resale shop. I still feel like I came away the winner.

shadier than the forest floor of Ferngully had be wheezelaughing. I don’t care if it was shade or not, that my friend is GOLDEN.

Where was your chain mail at the time of the alleged incident?

he has his own share of sleep depriving quirks, so we balance each other out.

with a really sharp pencil.

I’m a snoozer... like 3 snoozes and I can convince myself to get out of bed... thank god BF doesn’t mind, or at least doesn’t complain.

my alarm is set to Jack Johnson’s Banana Pancakes, it’s a gentle way to wake up... only problem is I always wake up hungry.

my old man (not quite hobbling/wheezy yet) dog likes to pee on other dogs too... I’m scared I’m going to have to start calling him Ray J for all the golden showers he likes to give.

I feel like my version of help would be “need something to drink? how’s the temperature in here? good? okay... I’ll be over there, out of the way, holler if you need me to get something”

I wonder how many presidential candidates (ever) have never changed a diaper, or politicians for that matter.