sl0car

7/10/19

Uh...that blue car in the corner... He must be a fan of a certain, ahem, film genre. Or I guess people that play jokes on others?

7/2/19

Oh, your whole front end lights up? That’s cute.

7/2/19

I’m sure the poor headlights will be made up for in owners’ attaching LED light bars to the so that they can see THROUGH the cars in front of them straight into the future.

7/2/19

I got my driving license on the earliest day it was legal. I did all my schooling and tests before I turned 16. Hearing of people who deny themselves the freedom of driving until a decade later live is completely baffling to me. However I do live in Ohio and everything seems to be a 15-20 minute drive away so aside…

7/1/19

Koenigsegg needs to get over itself.

6/28/19

“Not that I endorse breaking the speed limit”

6/27/19

Maybe a little too happy.

6/27/19

This one is easy. Cars are lasting longer, and more expensive to buy, so people buy less often. Unless you absolutely have to have the newest safety features, a 10 year old car is going to have the same features as a brand new car.

6/19/19

It’s not like these robots won’t need maintenance, programming, enhancements/upgrades.

6/17/19

I like my 328 without the badges. More symmetrical on the ass end. I am 42 with two car seats in the back of it, fuckall if I’m trying to make anyone think it’s an M car.

6/16/19

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

6/13/19

The real crime is the portrait-mode video.

6/12/19

Add a 100 more hp and I'll internet pretend I'm a buyer.

6/12/19

Looks like the turbo’s i warranty off of New Holland tractors. No way there is enough flow to make that thing increase power.

6/10/19

FCA should cash in on the trend and offer different color options for the covers.

6/10/19

These are like putting plastic over furniture.

6/10/19

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

6/6/19

Took over fourteen years to get there, but I finally managed this a couple of weeks ago... #lifegoals

5/28/19

They were both crossing to get to a porta-John on the other side, fortunately, the second guy stopped mid-track stating”never mind, just took care of it”, prompting the flaggers to throw the white flag with a brown circle in the middle indicating “shart with tracks” ahead

5/28/19

Why did the marshals cross the road? To get to the other side.